Unless he's talking about a cavity in the fabric of space -- like a black hole or something -- that would be really impressive. He has written for "Vibe," MTV, Rap Rehab, and more. We're not exactly sure what Nas meant by the non-word "unsubmittable," either, but N should have taken his own advice and never submitted these lines. Suggest me the cringiest/worst rap songs by robertjohnson27 in musicsuggestions [–] robertjohnson27 [ S ] 0 points 1 point 2 points 19 days ago (0 children) I do have Booty Hole Troll on there, thank you though Not sure why he keeps wearing them, as long as he knows he looks stupid. You've managed to juxtapose the two things in the universe I least wanted to be connected in my mind. "Almost drowned in her pussy, so I swam to her butt". (Puns, again, intended.) He achieved these great feats with a song titled "This Is Why I'm Hot," yet he could never effectively explain why he's hot and I'm not. Hey! A Houston Press critic named it as the worst song ever to emanate from the state of Texas, and said that it "set back the cause of white people in hip-hop a decade". But with "Yahhh! "She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty.". Oh, the irony of lambasting others for their ineptitude with incorrect mathematical awareness. From Justin Timberlake's 'The Hard Stuff' to Eminem's 'Fall,' here are TIME's top 10 worst songs of 2018. Titled ‘Cringe A** Henry’, the rap cements his place as arguably the cringiest fighter in all of MMA. Olberman, this is for you. Probably written as some rallying cry for the feminist progressive types of America, which is why its full of insipid, cliche lyrics about some woman "finding herself" or "figuring out her strength" and other lyrics pertaining to her boyfriend/husband getting his comeuppance. I guess that's why you're the one making number one albums. Let's give credit where it's due. "Now you get to watch her leave out the window/Guess that's why they call it window pain.". Lou Bega - "Mambo No. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Denver with no paywalls. Yeah, that's what we thought. Not many people know this, but he actually got his doctorate in semantics. His songs sound like it has been lazily written, and it has very unintelligent and yawning topics of money and women, and even sometimes drugs. Rachel is a lifestyle blogger, based in Toronto, who specializes in dating and relationships. Let's do the math: "Uptown Baby" was released in 1998. by CoS Staff. And how do you turn an entire mass into cavity? Aside from the gender issue, the funny thing is that 50 later tried to sell a brand of Magic Stick condoms. Wipes tear. I want to buy drugs from her. Help, The independent voice of Denver since 1977. This line actually has potential to connect in deep way by touching on the shackles of materialism, but then Fabulous fudges it all up with that god awful shoe-icide pun. As parents we assume that all kiddy songs are squeaky clean and innocent, but if you really read the lyrics carefully, what you discover just may make you wonder what the songwriters were thinking when they came up with such disturbing stuff for children's ears! This line is genius! Ok. Before you judge Hopsin for this fairly offensive, mostly incoherent mess, know this: We're not even sure he knows what most of these words mean. Canibus probably meant the word "ass" as a synecdoche, a part for the whole, like "all hands on deck," but the proximity of the words "eat" and "ass" make this line too funny not to ridicule. Rap has produced so many quotable lines and smart lyrics. 43. Once in a while, however, you'll hear a rhyme that makes you chuckle, shake your head or bury your face in your palm. The 13 Scariest Hip-Hop Songs… I stuck to songs that were truly TikTok hits and didn't necessarily see major mainstream play (so that means no Lil Nas X or Lizzo). All it proves is that nobody can blow hot air like J Cole. This goes beyond TMI to the realm of information nobody ever needs to hear -- ever, ever, ever. This is one of the worst -- lazy and pointless. Name the songs that were very popular but were absolutely horrible. He had a No. "Fuck Pusha T and anybody that love him/His head up his ass, I'mma have to head-butt him". Maybe try taking an Imodium A-D and an Ex-lax, and see what happens. "You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a n***a's ass like me.". It's music by kids for kids, with youngsters churning out "family friendly" versions of today's biggest pop hits. From the works of Kevin Federline to Limp Bizkit to multiple albums by Chris Brown, these LPs drew the ire of critics and provoked the repulsion of many. Rui – I Don’t Care. Sylvia’s Mother – Dr. Hook: Sylvia’s Mother immediately topped numerous charts all around the globe when it was released in 1972. These are the lyrics that can turn a good album sour, and make a bad album laughable. And vegetarians, if this happens to you, you're doing it wrong. Dropped an album somehow. The unintentional savings you can catch are probably amazing. By Justin Roberson. How many different ways can Donald Glover say he has a big penis? How does Wayne manage to drop stinkers like this into smash hits like "Faded" and "The Motto"? With "Crank Dat," Soulja staked his place as a force in the music industry, and with "Turn My Swag On," he cemented it. From Kendrick Lamar to Notorious B.I.G., these are the 13 scariest hip-hop songs with beats that would give Freddy Krueger nightmares. Luckily, he realized how silly it sounds and never tried it again. The Smiths have captured the loneliness of a man’s anguish so beautifully, it hurts. We've finally arrived: The The best of the worst. Should be interesting. Kitty Pryde & RiFF RaFF - "Orion's Belt", "Olympic swimmers from Nigeria/Emeralds in my ears, so far from clear cause they resemble frozen lettuce/91 degrees out and buzzin', you ever seen melted lime jello?". The creme de la crap. LiveAbout uses cookies to provide you with a great user experience. Warning: explicit content ahead. Once in a while, however, you'll hear a rhyme that makes you chuckle, shake your head or bury your face in your palm. "I'ma go hard like a motherfucking boner.". But, apparently, Game doesn't know what fatal means. "Swagger tighter than a yeast infection/Fly, go hard, like geese erection.". The result is often hilarious. They don't want you to feel insecure about how drunk you really are. You can't even comprehend, man. What do rappers do when they can't think of anything important to say? Sign Up Sign In ... , This thread is in the interest of making sure we’re all on the same page about the new Rap I'm not sure whether this image of an ass singing a capella is supposed to be beautiful in some way or sexy. Genius Nickname Email Password. The Titanic sunk, so his dick is under water. Allow me to write a full song about any topic of your choosing. Remember Kidz Bop? Fuckin' lyrics, how do they work? The 13 Scariest Hip-Hop Songs These beats and rhymes would give even Freddy Krueger nightmares . You expect him to be a scholar on ostriches? Listing: The Top 5 Cringiest Lyrics From Justin Timberlake’s ‘The 20/20 Experience’ Mar 19, 2013 | by Jon O'Brien | in News , Pop , R&B , Top Stories Odd collaboration aside, Justin Timberlake has spent the last six years ignoring what he was extremely good at in favor of pursuing a film career which can be described, at best: patchy. It's akin to faceplanting while taking a selfie. It is not like that every rap song with those same topics are all bad, take "Broccoli" from DRAM and Lil Yachty for example, that in my opinion was actually a descent rap … Here is a nonexhaustive list of songs that went viral on TikTok this year. Maybe they're just incredibly fearful of the number two, in which case, their math checks out. Please don't ever use the words "destiny" or "child" in a song again. By. About Us, And don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate them. C'mon, LMFAO, you guys are supposed to be up on your dorkery. The lyrics generator can generate a song about anything, including , by sourcing from original rap lyrics. He made it worse by trying to clarify what he meant. Second of all, if they were in Wu-Tang, there's a one in nine chance that their face is ghost. Through the power of language, hip-hop poets help shape our world and pull us closer into theirs. It's called farting, Robert. Game is referring to the car accident that nearly killed Kanye years ago, the one he talks about in "Through the Wire." ©2021 Denver Westword, LLC. What other big things can we compare his penis to? He didn't even have a twelve-song LP. And this is why you're the one making millions from music." I'ma get straight to the point." Words like "onomatopoeia" and "allusion" are too fancy to be used here. No, the "olympic swimmers from Nigeria" bit isn't referencing some earlier part as far as we can tell, the line just makes that little sense. #Cum stain". That way, it seems as if they are accomplishing something, when in reality, they aren't. Share This Story. The "Kidz Bop" lyrical alterations are obviously necessary for such a family-friendly product, but let’s face it: some of the edits are pretty funny in their own right. What’s so bad about it: It’s an ‘80s power ballad dressed up … Suggest me the cringiest/worst rap songs Hey, I got bored and started making a playlist called "Trash Music". As far as Chingy's concerned, "Asian" is a separate nationality. Her articles have been featured in publications, including “Huffington Post”, “Life Hacker” and “Women’s Post”. And though this line is a little bit wonderful, mostly it's just dumb. Sometimes, replacing those dirty lyrics doesn't always work that well. The lyrics generator can generate a song about anything, including , by sourcing from original rap lyrics. Just utter nonsense. The following songs have been named by critics, broadcasters, composers, and listeners as the "worst ever". Pour the drinks, bring the noise — it's time to recap the cringiest lyrics of the year! "It's kinda hard to imagine, like Kanye West coming back from his fatal accident to beatmaking and rapping.". The cringiest song of all time. Allow me to write a full song about any topic of your choosing. Apparently Jeezy has problems controlling his bowels. If he had meant to say "house of cards," he damn well would have said "house of cards." Check out Billboard.com's list of the Top 10 Filthiest Rappers, including the standout lines from their most gleefully disgusting songs. The difference between ICP and toddlers, though, is that toddlers will eventually go to school and learn the scientific explanations for said "miracles." Wow, rapping is easy. Just no. The song is a parody of Cardi B’s hit – WAP from earlier this year. If it sounds Spanish and you know what he's trying to say then, functionally, you're speaking the language. While other rappers were beating around the bush (pun intended) to try to figure out creative ways to say they go hard, Will.I.Am said, "Fuck it. I even drove one at one point, because that’s what I learned with. Cejudo brought out the familiar setting of cushions with the faces of UFC fighters. Hey, Mims. But the truth is that some of the best rap songs are actually rather humorous, and shouldn’t be taken too seriously. As parents we assume that all kiddy songs are squeaky clean and innocent, but if you really read the lyrics carefully, what you discover just may make you wonder what the songwriters were thinking when they came up with such disturbing stuff for children's ears! Remember Kidz Bop? I think that Chingy does not understand the set/subset relationship. agreed. Top 10 Biggest Assassin's Creed Plot Holes WatchMojo; Top10 2000s Rap And Hip Hop Songs You Forgot Were Awesome WatchMojo; Top 10 2000s TV Shows with the Most Outrageous Fashion Unforgettable, unsubmittable/I go by N now, just one syllable. "And my dick runs deep, so deep/So deep put her ass to sleep,". See also: A graphical dissertation of "This is Why I'm Hot", "I don't like 'em figgity fat, I like 'em stiggity stacked/You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back.". How did you figure out to connect the blowing of an instrument to the blowing of your instrument? Image via Complex Original. Or Rap Monster cosplaying as Stevie Wonder, by donning a wig and acting blind. The Cringiest Song To Ever Exist-Sydnee McGee is a YouTuber who made a pretty cringey song. : '10 Crack Commandments', Ken Weingart/Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images, The 10 Best Rap Battles in Hip-Hop History, The 50 Best Summer Rap Songs of the 2000s. The "Kidz Bop" lyrical alterations are obviously necessary for such a family-friendly product, but let’s face it: some of the edits are pretty funny in their own right. Top 100 hip-hop songs: We asked 33 artists and experts – from Rick Rubin to Big Boi, Mike D to Chuck D – to vote for their favorites. As your mother would say, "Go wash your hands! Here is our countdown to the top 10 children's songs with creepy lyrics: Welcome to the Lyric Generator. Included are quotes from Eminem, Lil B, J. Cole, 2 Chainz, ICP and more. Just enter a topic below and I'll have a … How do you describe the indescribable? All rights reserved. Since before he was Drake, just little Aubrey Graham trying to make it as an actor on Degrassi. Terms, Obviously, Canibus slept through third grade when they went over units of measurement. Recovery was a genuine, heartfelt display of catharsis for Eminem. Scroll to the end to find a more comprehensive Spotify playlist of 2019 TikTok hits. Redman wasn't on 36 Chambers, which had more than twelve songs anyway. Poor guy. Notice how he ad-libs his math for emphasis. Unless Lil' Fame has you attached to some sort of top-heavy see-saw to literally lift your ass up using the weight of your head, a contraption which we'd really like to see, this is not how gravity works. There are scores of songs dedicated to this genre but Asleep has to be the most depressing songs they ever wrote. Yeah, this is a stupidest lyrics list, and, yeah, this fully deserves to be in the top three, but you gotta respect the mind blowing levels of WTF-titude Lil B conjures with "Ellen Degeneres." Can't I go play tennis, or basketball? Support Us Not only has this sentiment (though it seems a stretch to even call it that) been conveyed a million billion times by every rapper and their mother, it seems like rappers are just getting lazier and lazier. Wait, never mind. Circulation, Kidz Bop - the soundtrack to my nightmares, and probably yours. Must we really be subjected to the image of Weezy sticking his thumb up his lady's pooper for a stupid pun? At least this time he paired it with an equally unappealing penis simile. Rolling Stone Send a Tip "Water, fire, air and dirt/Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?/And I don't want to talk to a scientist/Y'all motherfuckers lying and gettin' me pissed.". Gravity isn't what Lil' Fame thinks it is. Common and Canibus - "Black Republicans", "I'm your worst nightmare squared/That's double for niggas who ain't mathematically aware.". Dre is a master of formal logic. From mathematical misfires to unfortunate puns, here are the 25 worst rap lyrics: The Notorious B.I.G. One quality of great songwriters is knowing what's sacred and unfunny. https://nypost.com/2020/08/20/video-of-11-year-old-palestinian-rapper-goes-viral 36. My words actually rape 'em And where's daddy to save him? "Red bottoms let the tongue hang/Got a off-white porchse. I like volleyball. USA for Africa: “We Are the World” The charitable intentions couldn’t hide what a stinker of a song it … Jay-Z - "It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)", ".38 revolve like the sun round the Earth.". Ok, Jay. Inspired by—and including—“Flava In Ya Ear,” here are the 20 best rap songs that are deceptively simple but greater than the sum of their parts. Speaking of sleeping in class, it looks like Jay Z missed basic astronomy in science class. These guys graduated from the Vanilla Ice Institute of Hip-Hop and decided to try their hands at random word association. You can visualize exactly how hungry he is for cheese (aka money) by how many times he repeats the word "hungry." Apparently, my dog is god, which, judging by the large piles of crap he occasionally leaves on my carpet, says something very unflattering about the world's religions. Saying "I'm reminding people that if you're a Black person or a person of color for that matter in this country, you have to be accurate" makes no sense. What is it with Wayne and disgusting vagina descriptions? And who can forget the most cringiest moment when V spouted out words he had heard in rap songs but had no idea what they meant at Coolio? Too rude. Here are 17 changed Kidz Bop lyrics that are just downright awful. He'll drink champagne or Cristal? Jay-Z is a GOAT contender. "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian.". Too soon. cringiest rap ever. Songs. And what is up with these rappers' fixation with tailpipes anyway? Big is one of the greatest American rappers of all time, but did you know that he's also one of the greatest Spanglish rappers of all time? 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First of all, in what circumstance would somebody who wasn't in Wu-Tang tell you that they were in Wu-Tang? Since it's not clear which calendar P is using, it practically neuters the threat. It flopped harder than Kevin Federline's rap career. Three strikes, you're out. Which basically translates to getting rid of any sexual overtones in the songs. mca.rap via Storyful The … It makes you sound like a comedian, and a bad one at that. Cardi B)” Cardi B’s verse is the only saving grace of this inexplicable … After this, Dre got the help of some ghostwriters, who are less susceptible to such slippage. Foxy Brown's verse on "Affirmative Action" holds the world's record for worst mathematics in a song. It consists of cringe/bad rap music, and currently has 34 songs (each from a different "artist"). Welcome to the Lyric Generator. The Westword may earn a portion of sales from products & services purchased through links on our site from our affiliate partners.

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